Zoomers may have Noah Kahan, but they’ll never understand that millennials had a four-year period where every band was made up of seven Noah Kahans. We had the Lumineers, Of Monsters and…
Month: March 2025
The ID Crowd
Back in the 90s I used to own a big chunky monkey of a desktop PC. One with a huge box full of gubbins which sat under my desk constantly bashing into…
My Silver Spoon has Fed Me Good
Boomers to the Rescue: The Parents Who Pay for City Lives and How They Do It1 was New York Magazine’s February 10th cover story. It’s all about how many people in New…
Billionaire Builds Spaceship Just to Get Out of Awkward Dinner Party Invitation
Billionaire Blasts Off to Space to Dodge Dinner Party—The Ultimate RSVP Decline! “Why decline politely…
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Hamas’s Reasons for Refusing the Peace Deal
When Peace Talks Turn into Comedy Sketches Hamas’s Dumbass Reasons for Rejecting the Biden-Harris Deal…
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Trump Declares Himself ‘World’s Greatest President’ After Winning A Rigged Mar-a-Lago Golf Tournament
Trump, You’re Fired—From the Golf Course! Trump’s Latest Triumph Proves He’s Par for the Presidential…
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New App Translates Toddler Speak; Parents Still Pretend to Understand
New App: Toddlers’ Hidden Agendas Finally Revealed From Pancake Betrayals to Sarcasm, Parents Get the…
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AI Revolution: Taking Over Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Laundry
AI Revolution: Stealing Jobs, But Still Can’t Fold Your Laundry! Silicon Valley, CA—In the heart…
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I Can’t Eat One More Fecking Potato
River Nore, Kilkenny, Ireland. July, 2023. Photo by author. “I can’t eat one more fecking potato,” I told my wife after I closed the door to the tiny elevator where, by a…
Unplanned mid-day naps are amazing. I hate them.
Adulthood presents us all with the existential choice between naps or a cocaine addiction. Those who tend to be Type-A go-getters would say snoozecels keep seething while awakechads refuse to be tiredpilled….