… And maybe it shouldn’t—work, I mean. If you feel like you’re doing everything you can (or that you see others doing so it looks important) to do Beauty, and your life…
Category: News To Laugh At
198. Cacófato; pelos; fimose; futebol quase total; SUS; pensamento crítico; cecê; mp3; suicídio; tresloucado; cisloucado; trilha de enterro; link
O quase cacófato de “marco civil” me faz pensar em sarna ou catapora. * * * Entre as coisas feias de envelhecer está esta: a gente fica hirsuto. Peludo. Digo a gente,…
I Know I’m Not White On The Inside
Photo by Food Photographer | Jennifer Pallian on Unsplash So, I was asked if I was a chocolate bar, which one would I be? One of my colleagues said she would be…
POV: Your Girlfriend Asks You a Question
GIRLFRIEND: “I’m gonna ask you a question, but I promise I won’t get mad.” ME: “What is it? GIRLFRIEND: “If you could sleep with one of my friends, who would it be?”…
Sentence Structure
Did you watch the Oscars? Nope? Me neither. I used to be a big fan. But since Hollywood stars stopped making movies that interest me, and/or punching each other in the face…
Learning New Words in Pasadena
Photo by Joseph Menjivar on Unsplash I was having coffee with a friend of mine in Pasadena, and he mentioned a term I had never heard. He explained to me how actors…
There are too many texts from 5-digit numbers!
I’m slogging through that awkward kinda-winter/kinda-spring phase when it’s cold outside but not cold enough to skate on outdoor hockey rinks, so my downtime is spend dicking around on Instagram in a…
Chasing the White Rabbit Barbecue
I know how crazy I sounded. Yes, barbecue. We had already visited all of the cities we wanted to visit, and we were heading back to Dublin for the last few days…
197. Banana; grito; desfile; bailes; academia; filosofia; clube; que maravilha; tríduo; penitência; o que o Orlando não viu; trailer; recursos; pessoas
O que tem mais neste mundo: banana ou político russo caindo da janela? * * * Não se sabia bem se era uma mulher dando à luz, um porco sendo degolado, dois…
I Don’t Want Potatoes But What Do I Want?
Kilkenny Castle and River Nore from St. John’s Bridge. July, 2023. Photo by author. “I can’t eat one more fecking potato,” I told my wife, and I meant it. I was sick…