Zoomers may have Noah Kahan, but they’ll never understand that millennials had a four-year period where every band was made up of seven Noah Kahans. We had the Lumineers, Of Monsters and…
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The ID Crowd
Back in the 90s I used to own a big chunky monkey of a desktop PC. One with a huge box full of gubbins which sat under my desk constantly bashing into…
My Silver Spoon has Fed Me Good
Boomers to the Rescue: The Parents Who Pay for City Lives and How They Do It1 was New York Magazine’s February 10th cover story. It’s all about how many people in New…
I Can’t Eat One More Fecking Potato
River Nore, Kilkenny, Ireland. July, 2023. Photo by author. “I can’t eat one more fecking potato,” I told my wife after I closed the door to the tiny elevator where, by a…
Unplanned mid-day naps are amazing. I hate them.
Adulthood presents us all with the existential choice between naps or a cocaine addiction. Those who tend to be Type-A go-getters would say snoozecels keep seething while awakechads refuse to be tiredpilled….
Do Not Wax Your Chest, As It Can Help With Your Coconut Banging Activities
Photo by Louis Hansel on Unsplash There were two more coconuts left on the tree. But I had already proven my point, and it was already Tuesday. This meant that on Wednesday,…
196. Apologia da distopia; blocos; turistas; mau agouro imobiliário; moi, je regrette; reconstruções; Roberta; Bill; links
Venho voltando do almoço. Cruzo com dois sujeitos de ar muito nerd. Um deles está dizendo: — … é a apologia informal da distopia, sabe? Devo ter ouvido tudo errado, mas agora…
Banging A Coconut in a Tropical Quid Pro Quo
Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash After all the scratches and the moments of doubt, I now had a coconut in my hands. But I had no idea how to…
The Democratic Party
AI generated pile of burning blue crap. The Democratic Party died of exhaustion Tuesday night after a long and neglected illness in which the patient presented with delusions of relevance accompanied by…
Jam Sesh with Kevin, Vol. 2
Before we dive into our picks, it should be clear that neither of us had any interest in including the Beatles or Pink Floyd or Led Zeppelin, or whatever sacred cow that…