Category: Satirical Journalism

MLB’s Robo-Umpires: The Machines Have Taken Over—And They’re Calling the Game Baseball Just Got a Firmware Update For over a century, baseball fans have had one consistent joy: screaming at umpires who…

The H-1B Visa Program: Importing Cheap Labor, Exporting Common Sense From “Specialized Talent” to “Specialized Savings” How the H-1B Visa Program Became America’s Favorite Outsourcing Hack Washington, D.C. — The H-1B visa…

Wipeouts and Ridicule: Princess’ Surfing Misadventures Disney’s Newest Princess is a Surfer – But Can’t… The post Disney’s Newest Princess is a Surfer – But Can’t Find Her Sea Legs appeared first…

Lawton Officials Blame ‘Alien Abductions’ for Missing Budget Documents UFO Sightings Reported Near City Hall LAWTON, OK – In a turn of events that seems straight out of a sci-fi movie, officials…

Public Reaction: A Collective Shrug For the average citizen, the spectacle of politicians arguing has become as routine as the sunrise. “It’s like watching a reality TV show where nobody gets voted…

Kash Patel’s First Hour as FBI Director: A Masterclass in Crisis Management—or Stand-Up Comedy? The Memo Heard ‘Round the Bureau Kash Patel’s first act as FBI director was to send out a…

Here’s the full Twitter/X debate between Elon Musk and Astronaut Andreas Mogensen, written in the spirit of a classic internet meltdown, full of sarcasm, trolling, and billionaire-grade pettiness. Twitter/X Debate: Elon Musk…

Mitch McConnell Retires: Nation Braces for Least Exciting Plot Twist in History Old Turtle Exits, New Turtle Enters—Senate GOP Leadership to Remain as Electrifying as a C-SPAN Marathon WASHINGTON, D.C. — The…

Chris Kluwe: From Punting to Protesting—A Legacy of Left-Wing Quirks That No One Asked For A Family Tradition of Counterculture Chaos Chris Kluwe didn’t just stumble into activism; he was practically birthed…