Photo by Luis Alfonso Orellana on Unsplash He asked me, not quite grasping my Spanish, “Cómo así?” (What do you mean?) “Qué si me puedes dar un refill?” (I mean can you…
Category: News To Laugh At
So we’re at the financing fast food stage of capitalism…
There is something deadening at the most basic level about any space with too much capitalism happening in it. The vibes are all off, and it resembles what every right-wing blowhard would…
Shoving Down Tears But Not For The Reasons You Think
I got on the plane, and I cried like a baby. I was very self-conscious about it. Colombia’s culture is chauvinistic, but it wasn’t why I didn’t want to cry. I didn’t…
199. Araçá; Palestra; Verlaine; lenda; morbidez; gosto
Para Mário de Andrade, cemitério era sempre e só o Araçá. Caso o amigo resolva ler o Mário (não sou fã, acho chato; mas leia, leia, se quiser), especialmente os contos, vá…
Laughing and Looking Out for Stray Bullets
Photo by Krisffer Aeviel Cabral on Unsplash Whenever we heard a gunshot in our neighborhood, and it happened often despite living in a good neighborhood, my mom wouldn’t let us look out…
POV: You’re a LinkedIn Guy Ordering a Coffee
Barista: “One double shot iced Americano. Can I have your name?” LinkedIn Guy: “It’s Brayden…” Barista: “Great. Thanks…” LinkedIn Guy: “MBA, CFA…” Barista: “Ok…” LinkedIn Guy: “…fractional CFO, SaaS rockstar…” Barista: “uh,…
Colombians Have Very Little to be Happy About: So Why Are They?
When I was a teenager, everyone in my house would wake up around six. I would love the days when I was able to wake up ten or fifteen minutes before that….
My Top 25 Shows of the Last 25 Years
It should feel wrong to type these words this deep into the Golden Age of Television, but the genre of prestige TV has come to resemble the glut of craft beers. Everyone…
We’ve Got Five Years, My Brain Hurts a Lot
A few mornings ago I heard ambulance sirens all around my apartment. Something bad must have happened. Or maybe we are on the verge of something bad happening. In spring 2020, after…
Defining My Racial Identity Through Italian Savory Dishes
Photo by iggii on Unsplash I guess that in a way, I was jealous that my colleague so vehemently knew she was white on the inside like an Almond Joy. And I…